Wednesday, May 9, 2012

“You drive like a woman”

“She drinks like a guy” (indicating women can’t handle their alcohol as well as a man)

“His pants are really tight, he must be gay”

“You play like a girl”

“It’s as busy as a Chinese Laundromat here”

“You hunt?” stated incredulously towards a girl”

“You must be good at jumping fences” (directed at someone of Mexican descent)

“All our jobs are getting stolen by all the Indians and Chinese”

“You don’t want to live in that part of town. It’s all a bunch of Somalians”

“She’s just a dumb blond”

“Wonder how many Mexicans you can fit in that car.” (meaning Mexicans have large families)

“Nigger rig it” (meaning fixing something using odds and ends)

“You’re going to Wal-Mart, but it’s the first of the month?” (implying that Wal-Mart will be packed with those on welfare)

White woman said about Asians in class, “I bet they’re the ones that got the A’s on the test.”

White landlord said about who they would rent to, “I will never rent to (places hand over mouth and war whoops).”

White woman said about black woman, “I’m not surprised she’s late.”

White woman said about black child, “You can just tell she’s black by the way she acts.”

Said to woman by male mechanic slowly, while pointing to the headlight, “Now, DO NOT touch this part of the headlight while installing it.”

Said to woman by male co-worker, “You drive that pickup truck?”

Said to woman by male supervisor, “Are you feeling strong today?”

“I can’t do that, they will think I’m gay or something!”

“Are you on your period or something?”

“It’s OK for girls to be lesbians because that is hott but it is just plain wrong for men to be gay.”

“It’s OK that you acted out in class today; I expected it since you have ADHD”

“You’re just a damn Hippie” (talking to a liberal student)

“Wow you work at an auto-body shop?” (to a woman)

“My son will not be gay”

“You’re going to make a great wife someday” (Telling her that after she cleaned the house)

“He dances like that? He must be gay”

“If she is going to dress like that then she is asking for whatever she gets (sexual harassment)!”

To a girl: “You would never be able to play football!”

“Girls sports are not real sports”

“All Native American men beat their wives”

“Men can't cook”

“All men snore”

“All Native Americans get free education”

“All men will cheat if you give them the chance”

“Only white people like NASCAR”

“All Native Americans get monthly checks from the gov't”

“All Native Americans love to gamble”

“White people don't have rhythm”

“All Africans look the same”

“Hippies smell”

“People who live in the Midwest are rednecks”

“Mexicans love beans and rice”

"Greeks are lazy"

"Germans are cold"

"Thai women are gold diggers"

"Arabs are greedy"

"Russian women don't leave the house unless they are dressed to the nines"

"Black people dress flashy"

"Asian women are obsessed with their skin"

"Scottish people screw their sheep"

"Old people are useless"

"All Republicans hate minorities"

"People from rural areas are hicks"

"Asian people are terrible drivers"

"Women are overly emotional and can't think straight"

"Poor people don't work hard"

"The German Language is so ugly"

"German people are all Nazi's at heart"

"Gay men act super feminine. Gay women act super butch"


"Miss Canada being kicked out of the Miss Universe contest because she is transgendered"

"Asking for an upgrade to first class because you are sitting next to a person who appears to be Muslim on a plane"

Concerning A young black man wearing a hoodie "He must be up to no good"

To a white man with a shaved head. "You are looking like you are in the KKK"

"A person asking a Chinese foreign exchange student to teach them words in Chinese"

"Why do you hang out with all those Black people? You are a such a wigger

"You jumped up there like a nigger"

"Why don't you grow a pair of balls?"

"You drive worse than my grandma"

"She did alright for a girl"

"If he closes his eyes at night you'll lose him" (referring to a black man)

"Oh you work for what company? Are they in finances?" (to an Asian/Jewish person)

"That makes about as much sense as dikes using dildoes"

"Quit acting black"

"Well hello Ahkmed" (to a person with a towel on their head)

"Do you want something to drink? Maybe a grape soda?" (to a black person)

"You live next to that Vietnamese restaurant? You better watch your dog."

"There's more people in this place than a Mexican house party."

"What's up Beans!" (said to a Korean kid)

"There must be a sign at the border that translates "Iowa" to "The Promised Land."

"Those Mexican's can pack in that car like a group of clowns."

"Where did you learn to drive? Asian driving school?"

"If I see a woman drive, I pull over."

"I don't speak Portuguese in front of them why do they gotta speak Spanish in front of me?" (said by a white girl)

"Sorry no habla espanol" (when the person was speaking perfect English)

"I wish I had a girlfriend who worked at Jimmie Johns, then when I say 'girl make me a sandwich,' she'd have to do it"

"Cheerleading isn't a sport"

"So, there was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead..."

"Gingers don't have souls"

"Are you going to the Powwow to see Squanto and Pocahontas do their 'fire-dance?'"

"I can't tell them apart, they all look like Jackie Chan!"

"So are you like a full Native American, or just partially?"

"Why does our school have a week dedicated to gay people?"

While looking at GRE test result demographics online, it showed that 'Asian/Pacific Islanders' scored much higher than other groups on the math section and someone says, "Wow, figures they would be way better at math than the rest of us!"

"Why are all guys such jerks these days?"

To an Asian man, "Hey do you know kung-fu?"

"A well-dressed white man steps onto a train that has one open spot left next to a poor looking Hispanic man and clearly sees the open seat there, but quick looks away and decides to stand"

"Don't be such a 'homo'"

"Dude, man up"

"You throw like a girl"

Person 1: "Oh, can I get that back?" Person 2: “You’re such an Indian giver!”

“Southerners are all racist”

“Hey, you’re a clown fish. You’re funny right?”

“This nice black person helped me, do you know her? “(asked to a black woman)

“We need someone to translate Cantonese. You’re Asian, you can help, right?”

When males compliment other males, then say "No homo!"

"All Jews carry around their Jew-gold"

Person 1 gets sniped by ridiculous shot in a video game. Person 2: “ You got Jewed!”

"He looks like a criminal, be careful" (About a male with tattoos and piercings)

"Y u no speaky English"

“Are you a lesbian because a man hurt you?”

“30 Asians live in one house”

“You need to look at Technical Schools. You don’t come from the right family background to go to college” (A high school guidance counselor said to a Native American female student)

“All textures are welcome…we can fix that!” (A sign outside a salon in Richmond, VA)

“Wow, I'm so autistic!" (A boy said after he spilled a drink all over his new suede shoes)

“What do you mean you’re a Christian? You’re a lesbian!”

“I shouldn’t step outside in my turban; people might think I’m a terrorist” (A woman said after just taking a shower and wrapping her wet hair in a bath towel)

“Wow, you’re deaf, but your English is good”

“My friend didn’t get any financial aid from UMM because they gave the money to an Indian” (referring to University of MN-Morris Indian Tuition Waiver)

“Oh, you’re dirty, you need to be wash” (A White child said to a Native American child)

"Stop acting foreign" (referring to anyone who is NOT Native-born to America)

"All Mexicans have hydraulics in their cars"

"All Mexicans listen to loud rap music in their cars"

"A powwow and a potluck is the same" (referring to the Native Americans traditional ceremony)

" Where is my grape drank and fried chicken?" (referring to black people)

"I don't understand why you aren't playing sports" (referring to a tall woman)

"Your skin is clean"

"Asian's Can't See"

"If I had my eyes closed, I wouldn't have known it was a Black woman speaking"

"This is a Man's Job"

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

"American Indians all cheat you out of money"

"Australians are criminals"

"Girls who wear short skirts are sluts"

"Fat people are so lazy"

"Italian women are all hot"

"All black women have weaves"

"People who live in trailer parks are white trash"

"Irish people are all alcoholics"

"All college students drink"

"What is the difference between Sasquatch and a hard working black man? People have actually seen Sasquatch in real life"

"Don't worry about his feelings, he's a ginger. He has no soul"

Towards an African American: "Hey look, a mudblood!"

"You can't dance, you're white"

"You have a small butt for a black girl"

"That girl has really nice hair for a black person"

"All mexicans drive ghetto cars"

"All Asians smoke a lot of cigarettes"

"Asians don't know how to build snowmen"

A native american dropped out of college. Another student said, "It's people like her that give Indians a bad name"

A co-worker made a whooping noise. Someone said, "What was that?" Co-worker replied, "My Indian call." A Native American co-worker said, "We prefer to use the phone"

Saturday morning news before multiple storms hit, weatherman said, "I'm running around like a hula dancer in a grass fire"

"Why are black people so loud?"

"White men can't jump"

Person 1: "You're not black." Person 2: "I'm Mexican." Person 1: "Same deal." (Said jokingly, but still)

"Black men are all gangsters"

"Mexican people are mostly poor"

"They're just being gay"

"Black men can't swim"

"Jump like a black man"

“All African American men like White women who are overweight”

“All men from the deep south of the United States are hicks and don’t have good jobs”

“All Asians will practice martial arts and will eventually master it”

“All elderly women are always paranoid for their safety”

“All male gymnasts are gay”

A group of rowdy looking Hispanic teenagers are smoking cigarettes, drinking, and being obnoxious in an alley way, and two white women quickly walk by them, avoiding their glances

“A Mexican man and woman are hitch-hiking and people drive by without picking them up”

“All Columbians are drug dealers”

“All middle class moms drive minivans”

“All Native Americans go to Walmart on the 1st of every month because that is the day they get their monthly checks”

A mom walks into a grocery store and leaves her 13 year old child in the car but notices a black man walking around and locks the car

“All Mormons have multiple partners and too many kids”

“All Somalians work at department stores”

“If a person lives in a trailer they are trailer trash”

“All Italians are in the Mafia”

“All American Indians dance around a fire and scream”

“All Jews are greedy”

“All white Americans from down south are overweight”

“All Hispanics are illegal aliens and take advantage of our workforce for being illegal”

“All Blacks are lazy”

“All homeless people are that way by choice”

“All jocks are stupid”

“All Muslims are terrorists”

"We're going to be running on Indian time"

Barney, from How I Met Your Mother, kept saying, "I don't want Chinese,” when he was asked if he wanted Mexican food or even Indian food

People were trying to talk with a Chinese accent: "You have no tumor. No tumor fo' you."

"Why don't you and super Injun here find yourselves another Pow Wow?"

"Children who are disabled..."

"Boys can't not share this information about sexual behavior"

"The Black people and the Mexicans aren't going to be beating me up. The White guys are gonna have my back [in jail]"