Tuesday, April 24, 2012

(Directed to a person with depression) "You don't look sad"

"I got Jewed out of some money the other day"

(After hearing about a male who has AIDS) "Well serves him right for having sex with men, it's unnatural"

"He's going to hell because he's gay"

"Why can't they just learn English? This is America we speak English, 'no hablo ingles' doesn't cut it"

"I wish I could hire an Asian to take my calculus test for me"

"All Muslims hate America. It says so in the Koran”

"That's a really good idea, for a woman”

"If you’re black, you are athletic"

"White people..."

"Black people love chicken"

"Southerners date their cousins"

"Black people can't swim"

"Women can't drive!"

"Latinos always fit more people in a car than seats"

"dot or feather?"

"Is it because I'm black?"

"Asian people all look the same"

"An assertive female manager is labeled as a 'bitch', while her male counterpart is described as 'a forceful leader'"

"Whistles or catcalls are heard from men as a woman walks down the street"

"That's so white of you"

"You people..."

"Everyone can succeed in society, if they work hard enough"

"As a woman, I know what you go through as a racial minority"

"I'm not racist, I have several black friends"

"If I was black, I'm sure I would have gotten a scholarship"

"Of course, all the Asians are in the stir fry line"

"Her hair was nice, for a black person"

Sunday, April 22, 2012

"My computer is acting up, you can fix it though, right? cuz you're Asian"

A: "Why is that person drifting and swerving all over the road?" B: "I bet she's Asian"

A: "Man, that guy won't stop drinking and yelling" B: "Only the Irish, man only the Irish"

"Atheists don't believe in God, they don't have morals"

"He just stole that cab from me! People from New York so heartless"

A: "Who gets their hair cut that short?" B: "Lesbians"

(In the presence of a Black man at a bank) "Let’s come back later, I don’t feel comfortable"

(Old man sits down to eat at a restaurant, waiter speaks to him in an excessively loud voice) "How are you doing today, Sir?"

(An old man is standing on the corner of a busy city intersection and is looking up at the buildings) "Excuse me, are you lost sir?"

(Talking about a Mexican-American) "He said he lost his ID, what does it matter though, green cards don't count as ID in America"

"That guy was really rude to me, rich people are so mean"

A: "I’m thinking about moving to San Francisco" B: "When did you come out of the closet?"

A: "I don’t know if I want chicken or fish, I just can’t decide" B: "What are you, bisexual?"

(Walking behind three Native American males in a supermarket) A: "Why don’t they have long hair?" B: "Must not be real Native Americans"

"You'll definitely get to sleep with her, she's a cheerleader"

(Talking to a gay individual) "Did you drink out of this? I don't want to catch anything, permanent"

Boy: "I need help with my homework" Girl: "I can help you" Boy: "But this is math"

"People on welfare are so lazy"

Overweight individual:"I worked out really hard today" Peer: "Haha, I seriously doubt it"

"Let's watch sports, I don’t care just sports (TV gets turned to basketball) No, No I meant sports, not women’s basketball"

(Man is seen crying in a grocery store) "Check out that guy crying over there, what a girl"

"They have the same chance as everyone else to make a living, immigrants just don't work hard enough or they'd be doing fine"

(New student scores poorly on her test and teachers are talking about it) A: "Sarah, the new student, she did really bad on her exam" B: "Well yeah, isn't she from the South?"

(Talking to an Asian man) "I need to learn to fight, can you teach me that Jackie Chan stuff?"

"He doesn’t care about you, he just wants sex, that's all guys ever want"

"We're gunna beat you, Jeremy is on our team and he's Black"

(Coach talking to Jeremy, a Black student-athlete) "Jeremy, I know you want to try out for Quarterback, but I think you're more suited for Running Back or Wide Receiver"

(Talking to a gay individual) "But you won't be able to have a real or normal family"

"He won't share with anyone, he is such a Jew"

"You'd be so pretty if you lost weight"